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'Like' it or not: 10 things Facebook changed in 10 years
Tue Feb 4, 2014
#5: FaceBook does not have a customer service phone number because FaceBook users are not customers, the users are the cows, the product being sold. The customers are the advertisers. All together now: mooooooo ...
Some Boston Marathon survivors support death penalty decision
Thu Jan 30, 2014
On one hand, i'm very sympathetic to the many innocent people who have been put to death because of over-zealous, even criminally negligent prosecution. On the other hand, there are cases where there really isn't any doubt as to whether the accused did it, like this one. There's no doubt that Tsarna …
Ellen DeGeneres talk show strikes unique deal in China
Tue Jan 21, 2014
Oh my God! Those poor people in China! How could we do something so awful to them? </snark> Caveat: I don't hate Ellen because she's gay. I have lots of gay friends, and enjoy many gay commedienes, e.g. Fortune Feimster. I hate Ellen because she is not funny. She just says stuff that is stupid …
Meryl Streep's Walt Disney slam draws response from family museum
Thu Jan 9, 2014
Disney was a massive biggotted jerk to women! Strep was right. One example: the woman who gave the beautiful singing voice to Snow White was an unknown. Disney offered her an awful choice: she could have the gig, but only by contracting herself to never sing professionally again. Disney wanted and g …
Obscene flower display is 'Great Train Robber' Biggs' final dig at authority
Fri Jan 3, 2014
While MrShin is correct, the "V for Victory" gesture from WW II has the palm facing the other way, The Nicodemus still has a valid point. The original palm-in V gesture was a taunt used by English longbowman against the French. It indicated that the archer still had his two fingers used for archery, …
Federal court refuses to halt same-sex marriage in Utah
Mon Dec 23, 2013
Why do conservatives spend so much time talking about freedom and liberty, except when it comes to someone else having a marriage or an abortion that they don't approve of? If you don't like gay marriages, then don't have one! How could two dudes or two women getting married somewhere possibly harm …
Seattle girl escapes serious injury when bullet hits glasses
Sun Dec 22, 2013
Let all the drug users and dealers out of jail, to make room for very long term incarceration for violent offenders, especially those that use guns.
Iceland's hidden elves delay road projects
Sun Dec 22, 2013
That's right Susie; it is delusional to believe in things that don't have evidence. The elves, and your fantasy of God, are both ridiculous. Feel sorry for me if you want, I feel sorry for you for your deluded, broken, and wrong view of how the world works. Carry on with your wishful thinking.
'I just instantly burst into tears': Medical worker finally gets insurance on Obamacare website
Tue Dec 10, 2013
The lady makes $21,000 a year working full time. Which is it you advocate instead of Obamacare:
Yep, organic milk really is better for you than regular milk
Mon Dec 9, 2013
Indeed, this "study" seems rediculous. Buy whole milk instead of skim? Nonsense. Better to drink skim milk and eat omega-3 rich foods like olives; milk is an awful place to try to increase your omega-3s. I bet this guy Benbrook is in the pocket of the dairy industry, and was paid to write an article …
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